Quick Quotes

Humor Quotes (12 Results)

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Jane Austen

books    classic    humor   

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen

humor    love    woman   

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Charles Bukowski

humor   

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

humor   

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

Suzanne Collins

humor   

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. 

W.C. Fields

humor    hate   

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

humor   

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Garrison Keillor

humor    religion   

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schultz

chocolate    food    humor   

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

humor    obvious    simile   

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

humor    open-mind    thought   

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Dr. Seuss

humor    philosophy