Quick Quotes

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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