Humor Quotes (10 Results)
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
humor
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
Suzanne Collins
humor
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Jim Henson
humor
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison Keillor
humor
religion
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
Dr. Seuss
humor
philosophy