Humor Quotes (10 Results)

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Charles Bukowski

humor   


The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

humor   


Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

Suzanne Collins

humor   


I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. 

W.C. Fields

humor    hate   


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Jim Henson

humor   


Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Garrison Keillor

humor    religion   


All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schultz

chocolate    food    humor   


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

humor    obvious    simile   


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Terry Pratchett

humor    open-mind    thought   


Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Dr. Seuss

humor    philosophy